Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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