i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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