i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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