Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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