Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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