he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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