Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
this will be a night to untag.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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