spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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