Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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