Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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