I smell stomach acid.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
