my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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