Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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