i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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