I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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