there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
where are you?
Hypothermia
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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