Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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