i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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