Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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