is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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