I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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