dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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