the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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