: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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