genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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