i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
