I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
