office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I could fuck to npr.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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