party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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