Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
im holly from the hills drunk
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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