uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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