my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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