Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
