Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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