Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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