I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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