Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There r osticjed everywhere
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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