I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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