Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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