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(361): View more from Texas

Screwed.edu

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?

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(443): View more from Maryland

Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on

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(910): View more from North Carolina

when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup

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(662): View more from Mississippi

looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Is this like a preordered booty call?

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