thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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