god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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