That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
