Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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