Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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