so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
