In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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