he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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