check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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