you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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